Naked

"Thirteen wishes," said John Geniuses eying with curiosity. "Your wishes are granted," said John Genie with a nod. "Now make your wishes. I'm curious, what will you wish for, with 13 requests." "I do not want my prayers today. I prefer to wait," said John gently. "Man Smart," said the Genies fumbled in his pocket and pulled out a coin, a gold doubloons, and gave it to John. "When you're ready to make your wishes are, rub the piece and say, genies, and three times in rapid succession." Then, in the same blue / green mist, he came to, he disappeared. "Wow, I do not think so," said Bob. "Look at me. I am happy and feel twenty years younger." "A billion dollars is. I do not think I have a billion U.S. dollars waiting for me at home," said Mike. "What do you want, with thirteen for you?" Bob saw John. "Yeah, what's up his sleeve, John?" Mike looked at his friend with a curiosity. "I have not decided yet, but since you guys did not want to celebrate National Nude, I want to do something in the spirit of the day naked for next year." Although warned to be geniuses in what they wanted to be prudent and make sure that what they want for what they really wanted is to have Bob and Mike did not put thought into their wishes, Jean had. While driving home drunk after a fall of John and Mike in their homes, Bob was too drunk to see the stop sign and crashed his truck into a station wagon full of six nuns. A terrible accident, a loss of good pussy, five, young convent of the Order of St. holy virgins were burned alive in their vehicle. Oh, the inhumanity of everything that ever had to die before a rooster. A nun, who would not die was the nun who was sitting next to his door was open, and who was not wearing his seatbelt. As protected by a miracle, with God, she was ejected from the car and survived with a broken arm and a leg. With the wrath of a court authorized a judge fed up, the jury, and a vengeful sister, Mary Frances in support, she sat on the witness stand, pointed out the man who killed his five sisters. "That's him! This is the drunk who, through the stop sign and T-bone the car accelerates, "said Sister Mary Frances.

What is it?

"Kelly always hire strippers to go to the bar for entertaining clients at Nu Day," said John. "Last year, in honor of the day naked, the owner had the Playboy Playmate, Miss July 2011, signed nude photos of oneself. Signature Boy, they never made tits. Perhaps it is to get them back or Miss Playboy Playmate of the Year 2011 or Miss July 2012. I love Playboy Playmates. " "No, even if it is still a lot of chicks naked and half naked in the bar and in the Boston Common, because we never score, the three of us are old and fat," said Mike made a hand gesture of disinterest. "Unfortunately, I agree with Mike. Long with my best days behind me, if I were a young man with no hair, all my teeth, and a tail more and more, I would love to hangout pub Kelly, "said Bob." Maybe if I see her I did twenty years ago, I was lucky. In the way I look now, I will be ignored. " "Yes, young chicks do not want fat old guys. If only I were rich, would not women on what I looked like hell," Mike said with sadness. "Come, we 'll go fishing. Do not look bad enough, but to frighten the fish, the fish do not give a shit, look what hell we are. I'll buy beer, "said Mike. Armed with a couple of coolers and a case of extreme cold, John, Bob and Mike out of his small boat to a place where they had never fished. Further than to enter the rule and away from the coast, they hoped the fish biting in this new place, in the middle of nowhere. Still no luck with the fish and after drinking one beer too many, even late in the afternoon, the three men were more concerned with the direction of the house as catching fish. "Hey, look over there in the water," said John. "What is it?"